Lunch
What did I have for lunch today you wonder? Well, let's see. A glass of soy milk, a banana, and a turkey breast sandwich, on wheat bread with mayo and MOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ATE MOLD!!!!! GREEN AND BLUE MOLD!!!!!! IT WAS A HORRIBLE SIGHT!!!!!!!!! MUNCHING HAPPILY ONE MINUTE (ALBEIT WONDERING WHAT THAT *NEW* TASTE WAS).. SPITTING EVERYTHING IN MY WHOLE THROAT OUT THE NEXT!!!!!!!!!
posted by BlackVelvetLace at 10:25 PM
31 Comments:
Raven,
Think I'm now innoculated for the Avian flu?
::Still wiping tongue on sleeve::
~Lace~
Oh man that sucks! Don't worry though, I think you'll live.
Avian flu desn't come from bread, I think it comes from birds.
Next time check the expiration date!
mould is good for you its where we get penicillin from...you will be indistructable...i however am exposed here to ricketts and the black plague..
I just woke up, I got a hangover, I WAS hungry!! I am no longer hungry! I am going back to bed!
Having something sooooo horrible in your mouth....ewww.... makes me green just thinking about it! But then again.....I've always hated bananas! At least the mold would have taken the taste away!
Metalchick.. good advice!
gypsy.. i am allergic to penicillin.. however i am living to see the new day.. i am sure i will be phine.. you on the other hand.. ricketts.. black plague.. any chance your past life regressionist can bring you *back to the future*???? ::still laffin about tryna retrieve the shopping list:::
Andy, LOL. I have to admit, the first thing I said to the hub when I bit into the sammich was, "Hmm, what kind of lunchmeat did you get? Tastes a bit like blue cheese dressing. It's good!" Then I actually looked at the dang thing. ::Starts spitting all over again::
~Lace~
when tarquin stops sucking up to roger he may remember me and bring me back..honestly these gay lovers are such drama queens..tut!..
Oh GAG!
Yuck.
Bleck.
GAK.
Does that say it all?
Yes, I've had the TLAC on my case for quite some time now...
LOL
:P
Dale
gypsy.. maybe a friend could drop by your apartment and put judy garland on your phono to catch tarquins attention?? for sure hed then see you laying on the couch a few centuries away....
Dale, TLAC? ::scratches head having stared at that for a few hours::
~Lace~
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The League Against Commas...
;)
Dale
that was an awful lunch you had ill drop you some dead blackbird off you can make a pie.
dle.. ahh yes.. of course.. how silly of me.. the league against commas.. a sterling organization.. and VERY time saving as well.. lol
Alfie, how thoughtful you are. Will the blackbird come stamped USDA approved?!?
That is Gross! You poor thing. Mould is nice, but only on blue cheese, which I love.
Btw, following your example I have taken up Bex's challenge on my "blog", which may yet get me going properly. Thnaks for the tip-off.
M x
Hi margie,
Thanx for visiting. I have to say, I THOUGHT I WAS EATING SOME KIND OF BLUE CHEESE LACED LUNCHMEAT!! I am a dork. I am also still alive and so am thankful (LOL).
I'll come see your challenge questions pronto!
~Lace~
wow! lace just had a shufty over to double takes website....haunting music and cool website...alfie will send blackbird by carrier pigeon..
hey gypsy.. one of the guys in double take is a close friend of mine.. we flirted with playing together a few times but didnt make it out of the *basement*.. hes an excellent guitar player and a great guy.. his line up kicks butt.. ill tell him you visited and liked his site (g)
~Lace~
you flirted...YOU JEZEBELE YOU!..yes seriously like their sound though very unique....
Oh, now I get the double take comment on Gypsy's blog.
I though I might be losing my touch...
Re: the moldy sandwich - I hear penicillin is good for many things that ail you.
;)
Dale
gyspy... me? flirt?? why not ME! ::blinks sweetly::
other than their login audio im not sure what songs double takes got up right now.. i skipped over and it looks like their site is under construction.. they do a standard fare of covers for clubs/weddings/parties plus their cruise they do yearly.. great guys.. i played with one of them years ago for a short stint (i think scooter was still in the band when i played-thats how short the stint was).. their keyboard player played at my wedding.. excellent just excellent.. our area is rather unique in that everyone(musicial)knows everyone.. everyone would get together yearly at a huge musicians party that was held until its originator passed away a few years ago.. once 100 of us got together and did a radio performance of *we are the world*..
over the years we have often played *musical chairs* with band lineups.. sometimes theres a reconfigure and bands will swap players.. then swap back.. i had a good and long life playing out here...
dale.. hey good morning.. im allergic to penecillin and still kickin.. its what.. 4 days later? ill be phine (silly grin)
~Lace~
So Darling, You forgot to tell us IF the Mold actually tasted good or not?! Come on...fess up. You LOVED IT!
XX-BG
You clock heister you! LOL
Molly,
Read above where I said, "the first thing I said to the hub when I bit into the sammich was, "Hmm, what kind of lunchmeat did you get? Tastes a bit like blue cheese dressing. It's good!"
I am truly tastebud challenged!!!!!
~Lace~ <~the clock heister hehehe.
Hey, how else can I tell when I've been online too long!!
Whatyya mean *when the shadows fall long over the end of the valley* is enuff of a clue!?!
sounds brilliant lace..its a very strange sound they have..thanks for explaining history..oh you are a honorary member of the TLAC now...
yippiieeee!!!
::slaps a tlac sticker on her shirt::
i may go back to typing this way all the time.. ;)
~lace~
he he i think its the way forward dear!..
but of course.. unencumbered .. free.. it IS the way forward! (grin)
~lace~
Lace, you are mental for eating that stuff -moldy or not. Get yourself some real food like...um... oh...potato chips and twinkie bars.
Don't be silly Delbut, as lead standin singer for Trevor, I am on a diet! I would take a chance on gorging twinkies and chips, however, I recently discovered (with the mold incident), that no matter how hard I try, I can't force myself to throw up.
~Lace~
Lace,
You'll never be an aristocrat with that kind of attitude. It's all in the fingers.
Cheers,
AM
lace theres been more flashing of ankles...tut tut!..
Anne Marie, Alas I will never aspire to aristocracy as I tried! I REALLY tried!!! ::still wiping tongue on sleeve::
gypsy.. more ankles? great scott! ::rushes to her blog to see:::
~Lace~
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